29th
Ellipsis … is a dangerous principle. It can prove anything. I am reminded of the quip: How can it be proven from the Torah that Jews must wear a yarmulka (sklull-cap)? It is written: “Jacob left Beer-sheba” (Gen 28.10). Now would a pious Jew like Jacob go anywhere without a yarmulka?
quote from “Impurity is Miasma”, JBL 119/4 (2000) p.729
Leslie, Jess and May Belle, on the road home from church which Leslie has attended for the first time with the Aarons family:
Leslie: I’m really glad I came. That whole Jesus thing, it’s really interesting, isn’t it?
May Belle: It’s not interesting. It’s scary! It’s nailing holes through your hands. It’s ‘cause we’re all vile sinners. God made Jesus die.
Leslie: You really think that’s true?
Jess: It’s in the Bible Leslie.
Leslie: You have to believe it and you hate it. I don’t have to believe it, and I think it’s beautiful!
May Belle: You gotta believe the Bible Leslie.
Leslie: Why?
May Belle: Because if you don’t believe in the Bible God will damn you to hell when you die.
Leslie: Wow, May Belle. Where’d you hear that?
May Belle: That’s right, huh Jess? God damns you to hell if you don’t believe in the Bible.
Jess: (reluctantly) I think so.
Leslie: Well, I don’t think so. I seriously do not think God goes around damning people to hell. He’s too busy running all this. (reaches her hands up towards the sky)